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Are you ready, kids?

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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I can't hear you.

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Aye, aye, Captain!

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♪ Ooh!

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♪ Who lives in a pineapple
under the sea? ♪

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ Absorbent and yellow
and porous is he ♪

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♪ Spongebob
Squarepants! ♪

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♪ If nautical nonsense
be something you wish ♪

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants! ♪

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♪ Then drop on the deck
and flop like a fish ♪

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!♪ready?

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!

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♪ Spongebob Squarepants!

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[Captioning sponsored by THE
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION

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[and NICKELODEON]

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And there's that and here we go.

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Wey, wook, it's Windward.

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What?

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Windward's wolling to work.

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Where does he work?
Wat the Wusty Wab?

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What's that supposed to be,
some kind of stupid secret code?

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We can't tell you

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'cause you're not
a member of the club.

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Oh, yeah?

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What does it take to be a member

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besides being a moron?

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Moron...

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as a requirement.

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Sorry, Squidward,
but you couldn't get in

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even if you tried.

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Well, I'll have you know
that I am a member

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of over 20 different
exclusive clubs

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all across the sea bottom.

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What did he say?

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I don't know.

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Something about his nose.

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Squidward, you
and your nose will
definitely not fit in.

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Oh, what do you two zeros know
about fitting in?

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You should be
begging me to join.

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Stop! No, no, no!

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Stop. Stop, Squidward.

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You can't join. Can't join.

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You can't get in.

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Well, this is stupid.

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There's no room up here.

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That's what we've been
trying to tell you.

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We've been stuck up
here for three days.

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We told you you wouldn't fit in.

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Well, since you're here,
Squidward

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we'll give you
the new member
initiation.

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Are you ready, Patrick?

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Ready.

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♪ Welcome to our club,
welcome to our club ♪

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♪ Welcome Squidward,
welcome, Squidward ♪

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♪ Welcome, Squidward,
welcome, Squidward... ♪

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Shut your half-wit pie holes!

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I do not now nor will I ever

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want to be a member
of your stupid club.

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Make a wish, honey.

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Woo-woo-woo! Woo-hoo!

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Again! Again! Again!

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This didn't just happen.

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Please, tell me
that didn't happen.

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What happened?

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Where are we?! We're lost!
There's no way out.

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Stuck in the middle of nowhere
with Spongebob and Patrick!

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Oh, why must every 11 minutes
of my life

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be filled with misery? Why?!

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Oh, cheer up, Squid.
It could be worse.

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Yeah, you could
be bald and have
a big nose.

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Well, this is the end.

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No, it's not, Squidward.

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It's not?

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Come on, guys.

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We're going to be fine
as long as we stick together.

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Remember, we're a club.

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And besides, we have this.

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What's that?

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Oh, the magic conch shell.

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Ask it something!
Ask it something!

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Magic conch shell,
will I ever get married?

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Maybe someday.

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You've got to be kidding!

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That is just a stupid toy.

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How can that possibly help us?

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Squidward, we must never
question the wisdom

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of the magic conch.

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The club always takes its advice

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before we do anything.

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The shell knows all.

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Oh, magic conch shell

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what do we need to do
to get out of the kelp forest?

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Nothing.

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The shell has spoken!

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Nothing? We can't just sit here
and do nothing.

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I can't believe
you two are going

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to take advice from a toy.

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All right, all right.
I don't need your help.

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I am going to find my way
back to sanity.

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But don't you two sad clowns
come crying to me

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when your circus tent
comes crashing down.

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Sad clown.

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Sad... clown.

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What was that?

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I was already here!

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Which way do I go?!

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Oh, I'm lost!

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Oh, I'm hopelessly lost!

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I'll never get out of here!

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Huh?

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I'm free!

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Take that,
Spongebob and Patrick!

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Huh?

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Oh...

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There's no way out of here.

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How's it going over there
at Club Shell for Brains?

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Mm-mm-mm. I am hungry.

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I wonder what's on the menu
for Club Squidward tonight.

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Ah.

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Smell good, Spongebob?

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You haven't eaten in days...

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What about you, Patrick?

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A big boy's got to eat.

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Well, you can't have any.

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And do you know why, Spongebob?

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Because your club president
is a shell.

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If you had listened to me

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you'd have food, shelter
and a roaring fire

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but instead you listened
to a talking clam

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that tells you nothing.

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'Cause the answers
to all your problems

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will fall right out of the sky.

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Fall right out of the sky.

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Dude, we're falling
right out of the sky!

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We got to drop the load!

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Praise the magic conch!

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Mm, mm.

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Hey, Spongebob, that sure is

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a lot of food you got there.

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It's a gift
from the magic conch.

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Everything sure looks delicious.

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Ooh, smoked sausages,
my favorite.

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Uh, hey, Spongebob

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you know I was just
kidding around earlier.

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I mean, I'm still part
of the club, right?

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And after all, the club
got to stick together.

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I mean, you know...

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Squidward.

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Yes?

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Once a member, always a member.

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To the club!

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Yeah.

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Now, if you'll excuse me.

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What shall I eat first

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the spaghetti, the turkey,
the soup, the canned meat?

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Why don't you ask
the magic conch, Squidward?

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Oh, yeah, like that'll happen.

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Right after I consult
the magic toenail.

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Squidward, are you questioning

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the authority
of the magic conch?

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The conch is the one
who gave us this banquet.

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This copyrighted conch
is the cornerstone

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of our organization.

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Maybe he's not a brother.

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You guys have it all wrong.

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I love this piece of plastic.

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Hello, there.

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Magic conch, I was wondering

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should I have the spaghetti
or the turkey?

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Neither.

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Oh. Then how about the soup?

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I don't think so.

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Can I have anything to eat?

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No.

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No? What do you mean no?

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I'm starving here!

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Here, let me try.

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Magic conch, could Squidward
have some of this

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yummy, delicious,
super-terrific sandwich?

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No.

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Hmm. Could I have this

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yummy, delicious,
super terrific sandwich?

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Yes.

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All right!

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Sorry, Squidward.

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Give me that!

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Could I have something to eat?

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No.

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Can't you say anything else
but no?

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Try asking again.

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Can I have something to eat?

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No.

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Squidward, are you all right?

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Maybe we should ask
the shell if he's okay.

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Hello, anyone there?
Hello? Hello?

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Do you folks need some help?

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I'm saved!

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You don't know how happy
I am to see you.

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I've been stranded
out here for weeks

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with these two barnacle-heads

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and their magic conch shell.

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Magic conch shell?

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You mean like this?!

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Magic conch! A club member!

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My conch told me
to come save you guys.

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Hooray for the magic conches!

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All right, magic conch,
what do we do now?

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Nothing.

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All hail the magic conch!

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All hail the magic conch!

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Ah... springtime
in Bikini Bottom.

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All sea creatures

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have an innate sense
of the seasonal changes.

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Like the starfish.

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A quick survey
of his environment

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and he knows that...

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It's spring!

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The starfish then sheds
his winter coat

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and stores it away
safe for winter.

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I better call the doctor

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'cause I've got spring fever!

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Good morning, little flowers.

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Good morning, Squidward.

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Isn't it a lovely day?

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Huh.

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Did you say hello
to the flowers yet?

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Good morning, flowers.

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Gosh, I didn't know Squidward
had hay fever.

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I'll do him a kindness

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and planet
some hypoallergenic flowers.

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You're on your way.

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I bet you're thirsty.

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I'm not taking my eyes off you.

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Hey, Spongebob.

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Hi, Patrick.

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How does this keep happening?

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Hi.

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She's beautiful.

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00:14:13,344 --> 00:14:15,862
Wow...

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What a magnificent sea horse.

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I shall tame her.

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Who knows
what we can accomplish!

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"Because of her
mysterious behavior

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I have decided
to name her Mystery."

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Hmm, now that I think about it

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she's also very graceful
and majestic.

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Perhaps I should name her
Grace or Majesty

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or Debbie.

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She must have spotted
my floral bookmark.

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She's coming this way.

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That's a girl.

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Don't be afraid.

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I'm just a talking sponge
is all.

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Gosh, Mystery

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that was the greatest day
of my life.

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Do you think
we'll be friends forever?

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I'll take that as a "yes."

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What the...?

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Hey, Squidward, still riding
to work on the machine I see.

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Don't say anything, Squidward.

269
00:16:03,275 --> 00:16:05,551
Remember your karma.

270
00:16:15,827 --> 00:16:17,137
Whoa, girl.

271
00:16:17,241 --> 00:16:21,172
Now, you wait out here
until I'm done with work.

272
00:16:21,275 --> 00:16:24,000
See you at the end of my shift.

273
00:16:24,103 --> 00:16:27,586
Hey, look, Mr. Krabs
put in a kiddy ride.

274
00:16:27,689 --> 00:16:30,137
Why don't you try it out?

275
00:16:32,344 --> 00:16:35,551
I can't find the coin slot.

276
00:16:35,655 --> 00:16:36,655
Here it is.

277
00:16:43,724 --> 00:16:46,068
Yee-ah! Help!

278
00:16:46,172 --> 00:16:48,275
Kiddie ride on the loose!

279
00:16:48,379 --> 00:16:51,310
What's with all the ruckus?

280
00:16:51,413 --> 00:16:52,206
A monster...

281
00:16:52,310 --> 00:16:54,241
scaring away me customers.

282
00:16:54,344 --> 00:16:56,758
That's not a monster,
Mr. Krabs.

283
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:57,758
It's a horse.

284
00:16:57,862 --> 00:16:59,172
She's my friend.

285
00:16:59,275 --> 00:17:01,034
Her name is Mystery.

286
00:17:01,137 --> 00:17:03,551
You're a mystery, Spongebob.

287
00:17:04,896 --> 00:17:06,034
Get rid of it.

288
00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:08,655
Huh? Please,
Mr. Krabs,
let her stay.

289
00:17:08,758 --> 00:17:10,896
She won't hurt nobody no how.

290
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,448
It's either you or Mystery.

291
00:17:12,551 --> 00:17:16,793
I knew I should have named her
Debbie.

292
00:17:18,896 --> 00:17:20,034
Spongebob, thanks

293
00:17:20,137 --> 00:17:21,724
for finally
getting rid of that horse.

294
00:17:21,827 --> 00:17:23,724
You're welcome, Mr. Krabs.

295
00:17:23,827 --> 00:17:26,827
Now if we could just get rid
of Squidward.

296
00:17:28,275 --> 00:17:30,551
Good one, sir.

297
00:17:30,655 --> 00:17:32,724
Ha! It worked, girl.

298
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:33,965
I'll just keep you back here

299
00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:35,827
until Patrick finishes
that stable

300
00:17:35,931 --> 00:17:37,586
I asked him to build.

301
00:17:38,931 --> 00:17:41,827
Only eight more hours.

302
00:17:45,931 --> 00:17:46,724
No, Mystery.

303
00:17:46,827 --> 00:17:48,206
You can't come out yet.

304
00:17:48,310 --> 00:17:50,413
If old man Krabs sees you

305
00:17:50,517 --> 00:17:51,896
I'll lose my job.

306
00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:52,689
Wait a sec.

307
00:17:52,793 --> 00:17:53,827
I'll bet you're hungry.

308
00:17:53,931 --> 00:17:54,931
How about some lunch?

309
00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:05,137
Shh, girl, you got
to be quiet, or...

310
00:18:05,241 --> 00:18:07,034
Spongebob, what was that?

311
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,551
Is that horse in here?

312
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,793
No, Mr. Krabs.

313
00:18:09,896 --> 00:18:13,000
I was just doing my imitation
of Mystery.

314
00:18:14,103 --> 00:18:16,206
Well, keep working on it.

315
00:18:16,310 --> 00:18:18,758
That was terrible.

316
00:18:18,862 --> 00:18:19,965
That was close.

317
00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:22,965
And from now on
no more high jinks.

318
00:18:23,068 --> 00:18:24,896
Order up!

319
00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:32,862
Spongebob, where's my order?

320
00:18:32,965 --> 00:18:34,206
Did you look under the tray?

321
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,689
Oh, no I didn't. Sorry.

322
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:40,103
Spongebob, could you just
get my order?

323
00:18:40,206 --> 00:18:41,862
They vanished.

324
00:18:41,965 --> 00:18:45,758
Squidward, do you think
the Krusty Krab is haunted?

325
00:18:45,862 --> 00:18:47,862
What if they come for me next?

326
00:18:47,965 --> 00:18:49,586
I got to get out of here!

327
00:18:49,689 --> 00:18:50,275
Spongebob...

328
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,862
there's no ghosts.

329
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:52,793
Oh.

330
00:18:52,896 --> 00:18:54,344
In case you've forgotten

331
00:18:54,448 --> 00:18:56,172
here's how things work.

332
00:18:56,275 --> 00:18:58,965
I order the food.

333
00:18:59,068 --> 00:19:00,482
You cook the food.

334
00:19:00,586 --> 00:19:02,862
Then the customer gets the food.

335
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:04,241
We do that for 40 years

336
00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:05,379
and then we die.

337
00:19:05,482 --> 00:19:07,620
Sounds like a pretty
good deal to me.

338
00:19:07,724 --> 00:19:08,724
What do you say?

339
00:19:09,517 --> 00:19:10,965
Yeah, I hear you, Squidward.

340
00:19:11,068 --> 00:19:12,206
I'll be right back.

341
00:19:12,310 --> 00:19:13,103
What's that?

342
00:19:13,206 --> 00:19:14,379
Don't tell Mr. Krabs.

343
00:19:14,482 --> 00:19:16,034
I've got it all under control.

344
00:19:16,137 --> 00:19:18,172
Now then, you were saying?

345
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,689
Just get my order.

346
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,620
You got it, Squidward.

347
00:19:24,068 --> 00:19:25,310
Ghosts.

348
00:19:26,517 --> 00:19:28,517
Mystery, you ate my hat.

349
00:19:29,482 --> 00:19:31,551
Mystery, you ate my spatula!

350
00:19:31,655 --> 00:19:34,000
You ate all the Krabby patties.

351
00:19:34,103 --> 00:19:35,689
You ate the stove!

352
00:19:35,793 --> 00:19:37,482
You ate old man Jankins.

353
00:19:37,586 --> 00:19:40,206
I don't want to be a burden.

354
00:19:41,758 --> 00:19:46,034
Folks, we have a minor situation
going on in the kitchen.

355
00:19:46,137 --> 00:19:47,827
Where's our food?

356
00:19:47,931 --> 00:19:49,103
I'm so hungry.

357
00:19:49,206 --> 00:19:51,275
This is my only lunch hour.

358
00:19:51,379 --> 00:19:53,620
Where's old man Jankins?

359
00:19:53,724 --> 00:19:54,551
Take it easy.

360
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:56,379
The food's no good here anyway.

361
00:19:56,482 --> 00:19:58,620
Squidward,
what's going on in here?

362
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:01,137
Why don't you go
ask Cowbob Ranch Pans

363
00:20:01,241 --> 00:20:03,689
and his faithful
companion Sir
Eats-a-lot.

364
00:20:03,793 --> 00:20:07,896
Spongebob, what's the meaning
of all these nicknames?

365
00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:09,724
David H. Jones!

366
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,689
Mystery got a bellyache
from eating Krabby patties

367
00:20:12,793 --> 00:20:14,965
so I made her a
bicarbonate of soda.

368
00:20:16,413 --> 00:20:18,379
What did I miss?

369
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:23,862
So, my eyes arecorrect!

370
00:20:23,965 --> 00:20:26,931
You still have that horse after
I ordered you to get rid of it!

371
00:20:27,034 --> 00:20:30,379
Well, now, I'm going to get rid
of it once and for all.

372
00:20:30,482 --> 00:20:34,068
No, Mr. Krabs, please don't
make me give up Mystery!

373
00:20:34,172 --> 00:20:36,310
I know you think
she's just a horse

374
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:39,172
but she's more than that,
I tell you.

375
00:20:39,275 --> 00:20:40,689
She listens to me.

376
00:20:40,793 --> 00:20:44,275
She understands everything
I say and I understand her.

377
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:45,965
She's my best friend.

378
00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,413
Hey, who left this bowl
of onions here?

379
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:54,068
Spongebob, your story
has touched me heart.

380
00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:57,000
Believe it or not,
I know what's it like

381
00:20:57,103 --> 00:20:58,965
to give up a best friend.

382
00:20:59,068 --> 00:21:00,758
You do?

383
00:21:00,862 --> 00:21:02,931
I was five years old

384
00:21:03,034 --> 00:21:06,310
and me father gave me a dollar.

385
00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:08,931
I loved that dollar.

386
00:21:09,034 --> 00:21:10,862
Loved it like a brother.

387
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,827
Me and that dollar
went everywhere together.

388
00:21:13,931 --> 00:21:16,482
What happened to the dollar,
Mr. Krabs?

389
00:21:16,586 --> 00:21:20,241
And one day at the beach

390
00:21:20,344 --> 00:21:22,482
it was so hot

391
00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:25,758
and I was so thirsty.

392
00:21:25,862 --> 00:21:30,758
I spent it on a soda.

393
00:21:30,862 --> 00:21:34,655
My best friend.

394
00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:39,379
Would you get out of here?

395
00:21:39,482 --> 00:21:40,551
The point is, son

396
00:21:40,655 --> 00:21:43,034
sometimes you have
to set things free

397
00:21:43,137 --> 00:21:44,689
even though it's hard.

398
00:21:44,793 --> 00:21:45,586
Look at her.

399
00:21:45,689 --> 00:21:48,034
She misses the great outdoors.

400
00:21:48,137 --> 00:21:49,482
The wide open spaces

401
00:21:49,586 --> 00:21:51,517
the rolling green pastures.

402
00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,896
The kitchen is no place
for a live horse.

403
00:21:57,206 --> 00:22:00,206
All right, Mr. Krabs,
I understand.

404
00:22:07,241 --> 00:22:08,275
Hey!

405
00:22:08,379 --> 00:22:11,413
Okay, girl, you're free to go.

406
00:22:11,517 --> 00:22:14,310
I can't keep you anymore.

407
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:19,965
I know it's hard for
you to understand

408
00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:21,827
but Mr. Krabs is right.

409
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,275
You belong in the wild.

410
00:22:23,379 --> 00:22:26,172
Well, what are you waiting for?

411
00:22:26,275 --> 00:22:29,965
Can't you see I don't
want you anymore?

412
00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:35,172
Just get out of here,
you stupid, dumb animal!

413
00:22:40,310 --> 00:22:42,137
Well, she's gone

414
00:22:42,241 --> 00:22:44,689
and I'll never see her again.

415
00:22:44,793 --> 00:22:45,586
It's okay, son.

416
00:22:45,689 --> 00:22:47,965
You did the proper thing.

417
00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:49,448
She's free now

418
00:22:49,551 --> 00:22:52,137
and we have no
right to separate
that wild animal

419
00:22:52,241 --> 00:22:54,137
from its natural habitat.

420
00:22:54,241 --> 00:22:55,482
Hey, Mr. Krabs.

421
00:22:55,586 --> 00:23:00,551
Looks like ol' Mystery
had an after-dinner salad.

422
00:23:02,068 --> 00:23:04,172
Get that horse!

423
00:23:04,275 --> 00:23:05,344
Mystery...

424
00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:06,793
Come back!

425
00:23:06,896 --> 00:23:07,551
Mystery...

426
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:09,551
Mystery, come back here!

427
00:23:43,137 --> 00:23:46,965
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